Someone needs to "think of the children", even when they have a Y chromosome.

A segment of the 5/31/2017 episode of TFM 42O.

Mary Kay Letourneau's former student she married files for separation
http://komonews.com/news/local/report-mary-kay-letourneaus-former-student-she-married-files-for-separation

Intro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.